Cliff Lee Decided To Rip Ass On Reporters After Laying An Egg On The Mound Last Night

After giving up 6 ER and 12 hits in 5.2 innings in his first start in over 2 months, letting loose a wet one should be the least of Cliff’s worries if he’s trying to get out of town. Whatever. It’s not like we’ll end up getting much for him anyways. Let it rip, Clifton. That short burst of flatulence provided more excitement and energy than this team has put out in months.

In other news, the SF Giants All-Star RF known as Hunter Pence went 3-5 with 2 RBI’s and is batting .303 on the season. Remember when we gave up 4 players who will be starters in the big leagues to acquire Barry Pepper from the Astros then literally gave him away for next to nothing the very next year? That was fun.

I hate this team.