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If Your Girl Breaks Your Neck With An RKO You Have To Break Her Heart

Hey, quick question…what the fuck?

If you’re this girl’s boyfriend, it’s gotta be game over for that entire relationship after this. I don’t care HOW drunk she was.

You think it’d be funny to sneak up on me and RKO me on camera? Well, yeah, it probably would be. Worth a shot, at least. One rule, though – don’t break my fucking neck in the process. You slam one down smooth as butter? No harm, no foul. You bend me over letting the back of my head touch my heels?

Enjoy Valentine’s Day alone, bitch.