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Elle Macpherson Is Kicking Father Time Square In The Dick

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Unreal. This bitch is 50 going on 20. 50! It’ll be a miracle of modern science if my alcoholic, red meat loving body makes it to half a century and here’s Elle looking better than broads rushing for their skank sororities. At first I thought it was the shadow, lighting, glasses – ANYTHING that’s making her look like good. Nope. What you see is what you got. God Bless this shallow, magazine culture that we live in today.

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And one from the prime, in which she may or may not be made of plastic.

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