Elle Macpherson Is Kicking Father Time Square In The Dick

Unreal. This bitch is 50 going on 20. 50! It’ll be a miracle of modern science if my alcoholic, red meat loving body makes it to half a century and here’s Elle looking better than broads rushing for their skank sororities. At first I thought it was the shadow, lighting, glasses – ANYTHING that’s making her look like good. Nope. What you see is what you got. God Bless this shallow, magazine culture that we live in today.

And one from the prime, in which she may or may not be made of plastic.