Tom Brady Ain't Too Damn Shabby With A Lightsaber

“Impressive…most impressive.”

Barstool’s very own Social Media Jedi Coley Mick may have gone a little overboard with that caption there, calling TB12 an “ASSASSIN” with a lightsaber, but I’m gonna let it slide because it’s parade day and I know everybody’s pretty fired up.

Point of the story here is this: you throw a saber in Brady’s hand, you ain’t hittin’ him. He’s got a really interesting defensive style that involves many clockwise/counter-clockwise rotations pointed towards his attacker (Edelman, here) that make it super tricky getting into the pocket without getting your dominant hand sliced off. Which is why I felt the “assassin” comment may have been a bit out of place, as he fights like a true Jedi – on defense. No crazy lunges or strikes like Edelman, no, no, no.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, though, because when you look up and down his body of work…there’s just no way Tom ain’t Force-Sensitive.

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It also somehow took me until now to realize this, but that new Star Wars World at Disney is gonna have a real problem on their hands with lightsaber duels just happening ALLLLLLLL over the park at all times. You ain’t gonna be able to walk through that place for a second without getting a ricochet smack of a blade. Kids, adults, old people, everyone’s gonna buy a lightsaber and get in on the fun, because as you can see here…it’s just an absolute blast trying to hit your buddy with a lightsaber.

Good luck stoppin’ us, Disney. Gooooood luck!