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An Iowa Wrestler Picked Up His Opponent, Walked Him Over To His Bench, Gave A Thumbs Up And Slammed Him To The Ground

I’m from Iowa but I’m not into wrestling at all. It’s weird but it’s true. I don’t watch college wrestling and I was never a wrestler at any level. The fact of the matter is I hated the idea of cutting weight during Thanksgiving. That’s it. I had friends that were wrestlers and they always dreaded Thanksgiving because they couldn’t eat anything. That sounded dreadful to me and borderline like torture and therefore I never became a wrestler. It’s a shame because, not to toot my own horn, but I think I could’ve been a decent-to-good wrestler.

You know what I am into though? I’m into a guy representing Iowa totally and completely embarrassing a guy representing Nebraska and making him his bitch. I don’t care if it’s wrestling or checkers or or water polo or an arm rest on an airplane. I need Iowa people dominating people from Nebraska at everything. So that clip of Austin Desanto emasculating the Nebraska guy filled my heart with joy. He didn’t just pick him. He didn’t just walk him over to his bench over his back like he was a slaughtered goat. He didn’t just give a thumbs. He didn’t just slam the guy to the ground like a sack of potatoes. He did ALL of those things. Nebraska should lose their wrestling program after that. Just my thoughts.