Honestly, the headline is the only real joke I have for this entire story. I feel bad for this fella. You gotta be going through some real shit in your life to walk around looking like that. I mean, I’m handsome as fuck and I couldnt even pull this look off.
Let’s be honest, though. His eyebrows are fucking incredible. Does he spray paint them? Does he spray paint his beard in the morning? Does he spraypaint his hair? Is this all spray paint? I dont see a root anywhere! There’s no color natural color peeking through on his brows, beard, or head. It’s incredible. I just dont understand it.
Love the fanny pack move though. Shoving shit in your pockets is for the birds.