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Metallica Pretends They're Still Relevant In New Sportscenter Commercial

Decent Sportscenter commercial, but aren’t they all? It’s possibly the only thing that show actually does right. But screw Metallica. Not because they’re old or because their music sucks, because it doesn’t. Enter Sandman, Ride The Lightning and Unforgivin are all the tin titties. Fuck them for taking down Napster. I had a Library Of Congress worthy collection of Boss concerts, movies and porn saved up on that site. Hundreds upon hundreds of hours of free content that could somehow currently put me away for 10 lifetimes gone overnight. Some things can’t be undone.

Best metal band to be featured in a Sportscenter commercial? John Clayton’s masterpiece, of course. And even he chooses Slayer.