Chicago Dogs Of The Week
I hope everyone had a marvelous week at home drinking alcohol and “doing work emails” whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean. You’re not fooling me.
Anyways, I can’t talk but everyone I hear is saying that this is the worst week of weather in Chicago history. People are very sad and angry about this. I don’t like that.
You know what else I don’t like? Not being able to smell other dogs’ buttholes. I can handle being cooped up indoors because that means double servings of CBD and sausages but really at the end of the day it comes down to butt stuff with me and I’m just not getting the action I crave.
Dad says it’s only a few more days before I can get back up in Ginger’s ass. She’s my #1 bitch at the dog park, literally.
Anyways here are my friends this week:
V V V V V V V V Very good boy
PUT THER SCISSORS DOWN
Carl said you look like Bobby Portis in a 4th quarter, half-court offense. Personally I think that’s a bit much.
And edibles Meadow don’t lie
Shhhhhhhhhh there’s a Roger Goodell clown toy right behind you
Lighten up Chuck you look great
Not you too Walter
Mean muggin pug sounds nice
Racing strips make you go faster tho so that’s nice
I don’t see any OMG THERE HE IS
Hello Ivy please ignore my Red Rocket you are so pretty.
I will call this one Bubbles.
GET THIS MAN A BEEF!