Josh Norman, A Crazy Person, Thinks The Skins Would Have Won The Super Bowl If Alex Smith Stayed Healthy
TMZ - NFL star Josh Norman says the Los Angeles Rams got LUCKY … because, had his QB Alex Smith not suffered a GRUESOME injury, it’d be his Washington team in the Super Bowl and not Goff’s guys.
The Redskins were in 1st place in the NFC East until Smith broke both his fibula and tibia in his right leg against the Texans in November.
Smith was replaced by Colt McCoy (who also got injured) … followed by Mark Sanchez (who was terrible) … followed by Josh Johnson (who was basically signed off the street).
When we ran into Norman in ATL on Wednesday, we wanted to know what would’ve happened if Smith wouldn’t have cracked his leg open … and Norman let loose.
“We win the Super Bowl.”
BTW … Norman is dead serious, and even after our guy asks him SEVERAL times, he doesn’t relent, and actually doubles down on his championship claim, saying they could’ve gotten by the Rams AND Saints.
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Alright, time to lock up Josh Norman and swallow the key. Whatever drugs he’s on though, pass me some. I could use some of that optimistic craziness in my life. Imagine if I smoked whatever he was smoking. In my brain I’d be a billionaire and banging the world’s hottest woman every single night. But instead, I live in reality, and know some things will just never happen. I’ll never be a billionaire, I’ll never get to bang the world’s hottest woman every single night, and the Redskins certainly will not win a Super Bowl as long as Bruce Allen is in charge. It just won’t happen. Some teams are run one way, and some are run ways where wild chimpanzees could do better. We are one of the latter.
I appreciate Josh Norman toeing the company line. It’s nice to believe in your team. And we were in first place when Alex Smith went down, that’s the one thing he wasn’t wrong about. Unfortunately the Skins had 24 players on IR, we were signing O-linemen straight out of the stands to take snaps, and our leading WR is a first round bust who gets as much separation asthewordsinthissentence.
So, sorry Josh. The carriage is a pumpkin again. We weren’t beating the Saints. We weren’t beating the Rams. And we weren’t beating the Patriots. It’s nice to believe, but let’s call it what it is. We’re a Daniel Snyder squad, and good things don’t happen to teams run by his regime.
