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The Patriots Coaches Have Found A Way To Defeat Sleep

These crazy sons of bitches have found a way to defeat sleep, a necessity of living, and you think the Los Angeles Rams still have a chance? You’re out of your mind.

I do worry that Goodell will find a way to deem beating evolution illegal but that won’t be until after the game and will prove for an entertaining offseason so I welcome that fight.