NFL Monday Morning Rewind - AFC
Splitting these in two from now on to hopefully limit the amount of app crashing.
Elway is always watching…..
Falcons 7, Ravens 29
Craziest part of this game? The Ravens had 3 turnovers to the Falcons 1. Joe Flacco and Matt Ryan had virtually identical numbers. Yet if you watched this game it was never in doubt. The Ravens pummeled the Falcons. 17-0 at half. 20-0 after 3 quarters. I guess that speaks to how bad the Falcons truly are. Even when they aren’t awful, they get killed. Bad news for Mike Smith and the “let’s get tough” guys.
As for the highlights, we have 2.
Steve Smith Sr. proving yet again that you shouldn’t fuck with him.
Browns 6, Jaguars 24
Every Browns fan looking at the schedule before the game on Sunday, whether they want to admit it or not.
Poor Cleveland. Just can’t ever have things go right for them for an extended period of time. Everything was setting up for a playoff berth this year. The schedule looked great, the team looked not awful, and then they went and handed the Jaguars their first win of the year by taking a punt directly off the face. Those are the Browns, forever and always.
Joe Thomas naming all his QB’s. Puke.
Bengals 0, Colts 27
Hello, my name is Andrew, I’m going to look at you in the face because I’m a gentleman and If I see your tits I will cum in my pants.
Hey remember that time the Bengals were the best team in the AFC and then went 0-2-1, getting outscored 107-54 in the next 3 weeks?
The Biography of Marvin Lewis. Just bad enough to not be good, just good enough to not lose your job.
Vikings 16, Bills 17
Hey look everyone, Kyle Orton shaved his mustache, he must suck at being quarterback now.
Yup, big time suckage.
Chiefs 23, Chargers 20
Here’s a stat for you. Andy Reid is now 14-2 lifetime coming off the bye. There is life left in that old Walrus.
An old GIF but feels appropriate.
Jamaal Charles, doesn’t exactly know where the goal line is so he’ll just jump into the air and get smoked.
Alex Smith, FIRED UP
My personal favorite highlight from the game.
Cardinals 24, Raiders 13
Annnnnd the Raiders are back to the Raiders. That’s the one problem with burying a game ball after starting 0-4. You either win the next game and go on an improbable run or you lose and never win again. Ball funerals don’t last forever.
49ers 17, Broncos 42
Big news guys, Peyton Manning did something!