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A Salute To The Military Veterans Fighting In RNR7, Even The One With Braided Bangs

If you’ve heard Big Cat’s rendition of the National Anthem, you know Rough ‘N Rowdy is a patriotic event. That’s no different tonight as RNR7 kicks off with several military folks ready to rumble.

Starting out?

This Devil Dog from Tulsa, OK who came up tough, fought tough in the Marines, & is now ready to fight anybody who wants to step in the ring. Buddy,,, your shaved brows & braided bangs might be out of regs but that’s alright. I’m rooting for you all the way & fully believe you’ll knock your opponent out, or at least that guy’s front tooth. (You know which one I’m talking about.)

Next up?

“Woodruff. Army. 19 Delta.”

I don’t know what a 19 Delta is but I’ve done some scouting & do believe he has fully formed deltoids. Have to say, I was not surprised in any way when he referred to his fist as “the country thumper”. What would surprise me? If he could write a fully formed, grammatically correct sentence.

His opponent? Ricky Black. Not in the military but his parents were Marines so that counts for something…. right?

After watching this video a few times, I still support the troops & all but sort of hope they both lose.

Finally…

We have a veteran of sorts with Zeus (the God of War), and with another guy, Zach (AKA Lumberjack) who looks like a stereotypical veteran, but I don’t think he is?

I’m going to have to root for Lumberjack in this one, simply because he seems like the type of crazy to suck down a few RipIt’s & go ham on Zeus’s face.

The fight is Pay Per View & you can order it HERE. I’ve never missed one but this will be my first time actually attending & I can’t wait. If you’re looking for a way to kick off Super Bowl weekend, you won’t be disappointed if you go with this.

Either way, if you want a little more military talk check out the latest episode of ZeroBlogThirty. We cover an upcoming all-woman jet flyover, a Sailor who tried to light his own piss on fire to avoid a drug test, the incredible story of MMA fighter Adel Altamimi & more. Like & subscribe!