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Little Dude With Sprinkles All Over His Face Denies Eating Any Sprinkles

The force is strong with this one. Deny Deny Deny, little man. Its a skill that some men don’t develop well into their 20s. Honesty is never the best policy and lying is a necessary evil. It doesn’t matter if the sprinkles jar is half empty and you’ve got sprinkles all over your face. Circumstantial evidence. Unless you’re caught on camera or there’s an eyewitness, never confess. Ever. Whether you’ve cheated on a test or a woman or fucked up at work or committed a crime – Deny Deny Deny. Thats the best advice I can offer any young man growing up these days.

And just remember, its not a lie if you believe it.