One of those classic questions to start off this episode of KFC Radio – would you rather have a dick where your nose is or a nose where you dick is? At first it sounds like a no brainer that you can’t walk around with a dick on your face but when you start to talk it through, it ain’t as easy as it seems. Dicknose might not be so bad. I’ll let you listen to figure out our take.
No matter what you choose though, I think we can all agree God put our dicks in the most inconvenient spot of all time. Smushed in between our legs, as close to our assholes as humanly possible. Fixed to your hips so that you have to thrust and gyrate like you’re a goddam dancer of some sort in order to use it. Really dropped the ball on that one, God. Unless its just some sort of cruel joke watching us flail around pumping in and out like a bunch of fucking assholes trying to get our rocks off.
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