Hold The Fucking Phone - Ahmad Rashad's Latest Ex-Wife Is Woody Johnson's Ex-Corpse?

NY Post - Former NFL star Ahmad Rashad and his estranged wife, Sale Johnson — the fabulously wealthy ex of Jets owner Woody Johnson — are at war over their favorite golf club as they hammer out their ugly divorce. Sources exclusively tell Page Six that sportscaster Rashad has moved out of their marital home at the Bear’s Club in Jupiter, Fla., and into a place he bought before they wed in neighboring Frenchman’s Creek Beach and Country Club — Sale’s favorite golfing spot. But since Frenchman’s Creek is a residents-only club, Rashad has been able to bar Sale from playing there. Now Sale, who got an estimated $100 million in her divorce from Woody, is trying to outmaneuver Rashad by buying her own place at Frenchman’s Creek, just so she can get in to play golf. We revealed in January that Sale and Rashad, who wed in 2007, were splitting after fights over his friendship and frequent nights out with Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan.

I guess I should have already known that Ahmad Rashad was banging Woody Johnson’s sloppy seconds, but I had absolutely no clue. What the fuck is my main man doing wasting his time with this cadaver? She makes Mona from Who’s The Boss look like a college smokeshow. She honestly looks like a dead person thats been done up with make up. Ahmad is a former professional athlete. A sports media personality. He went from stringing Summer Sanders on Saturday mornings to this bag of bones.

He went from Claire Huxtable off of her Cosby’s Fame:

To that old prune. I can’t track down her age but the sickest part is apparently she’s younger than him. This is right up there with Mike Tirico being white as far as the shock factor goes. And listen spare me the sugar mama angle. I’m the king of the Sugar Mama Dream and even I wouldn’t hitch my wagon to that corpse. He’s already hanging out playing golf with fucking Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods. Already living the dream as it is. Certainly doesn’t need to go home to the crypt keeper at night.

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Hey Ahmad, you’re 0 for 4 with this marriage thing. Time to just give it up.