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And Here We Have The Best And Brightest Answers From Mike Tyson's AMA On Reddit

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Here we go.  The former Heavyweight Champion who went to jail for rape, threatened to eat children and is currently beloved by all.  How this man has improved cognitive abilities since this interview is a modern miracle of science:

 

 

 

 

The many sides of Iron Mike:

 

Philosophical Mike:  

 

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PETA Mike: 

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Humble Mike: I guess forget about the first answer already.

 

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Funny Mike:

 

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Humble Pie Mike Rnd 2:

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Concussed Mike:

 

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Confused Mike:  Solid Simpson slip in.

 

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Reverse Racist Mike: 

 

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And finally, my favorite, Remorseful Mike:

 

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“Yeah I guess I do” is the “Sure, whatever” PC answer to a statement he would 100% still say if he could.  If Mike was chewing on ears when he was washed up he definitely would’ve literally went cannibal on Lennox Lewis’ kids during his prime.

Will never get tired of Mike Tyson knockouts.  Ever.