Julia Rose And Gabriella Ellyse Show You How To Get Ready For Your Super Bowl Party
1. Invite some friends over. Or just one. Nobody watches the Super Bowl alone*.
*Source: Every person that mentions the Super Bowl ratings number and then follows it up with “But nobody watches the Super Bowl alone, though”
2. Buy a bunch of your favorite beverages. I personally love New Amsterdam Vodka, official sponsor of the New Amsterdam Vodka House where many of my coworkers friends are resting their heads this week.
I hope they are all having a good time down in Hotlanta while also saying how much more fun it would be if I was there with them. In unrelated news, I was awake from 2 am until 4 am trying to put a crying baby back to sleep. On second thought, fuck my friends coworkers.
3. Wear your favorite team’s colors. Going the Winnie The Pooh route of wearing a shirt with no pants or underwear is strictly optional, even though it is my preferred outfit while watching The Big Game™.
Sorry for that awful mental visual I just gave you. Here is my penance.
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