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Upper East Side Hardo Says A Housekeeper Being Stuck In An Elevator For 53-Hours Isnt A Big Deal And Humans Have Become Giant Pussies

I hope she at least established a pee corner. If you dont establish the pee corner, the pee corner will establish you.

But seriously, imagine having a camera in your face about this and being like, “you know what? now is the time for me to go after these fucking 53-year-old millennial housekeepers who are just coasting by doing tasks like cleaning. Taking the easy street for a paycheck. Hell, she probably wanted to get stuck in there. The bitch. 3, 2, 1, WAIT HOWS MY SCARF! HOWS MY FUCKING SCARF! FUCK IT! WE’LL DO IT LIVE! ***please dont check my basement. There’s people in there***” (probably)

Sorry for saying pussies in the headline.