I Expect The NCAA To Do A Full Investigation Into John Calipari After College Hoops Stars Admit To Driving BMW's

Look at that slimeball John Calipari at it again. Out here paying players and cheating in order to get top recruits. The NCAA needs to investigate him immediately after these egregious claims.

Oh, wait. That’s right.

Only morons call John Calipari the sleaziest coach in America without looking at their own favorite coach. Must have forgot about that. The haters will be quite furious to learn that Calipari didn’t coach Damon Stoudamire or Greg Anthony.

And, well, someone get Nick Van Exel a damn car already.

I actually love this exchange. It just shows how dumb everyone is freaking about the NCAA over the last year. This has been going on for years. Go back to the 40s and 50s. Yep, still happened then. Star players getting benefits is nothing new. So go ahead and stop blaming the one and done for that and start blaming the current amateurism model.

Never forget this quote by Tark, who happened to coach Anthony:

Just curious, how many violations has Calipari had at Kentucky? Let me know the answer if you don’t mind.