Does Anyone Want To Punch Me In The Face? Serious Inquiries Only

All this Rough N’ Rowdy 7 talk has me thinking a lot about fighting. I don’t know if you can tell from the everything about me, but I’m not much of a fighter. I’ve never been in a fight. That’s not to say I haven’t wanted to, but the odds of me being at all successful and not ending up dead in a fight are extremely slim. So, would I fight in Rough N’ Rowdy? Probably not. But.

Under the right circumstances, I would absolutely let someone punch me directly in the face, and here’s why: the benefits would far outweigh the risk. One punch, everybody knows the rules. Punch me in the face, break my nose, then pay me for a nose job. Do you know how unstoppably hot I would be with a nose job? I don’t even have a bad nose, but most peoples’ could be better, and mine is no exception.

For me, it would come down to about a hundred thousand dollars and the right person. Someone strong enough to actually break my nose but not so strong that I end up dead. Someone who dislikes me enough to do it but likes me enough to try not to kill me.

What circumstances would need to be in place for you to let someone punch you in the face?