A Local Chicagoland Strip Club Is Offering A Free Open Bar On Super Bowl Sunday

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It’s Monday morning and we’re getting hit with some more snow. You and your boys still don’t know if you’re going to watch the game at your place or at a bar. You’ll spend too much money at a bar, but then if you go to John’s house you gotta deal with sitting on a cooler because his cheap ass only has a recliner. It’s quite the dilemma.

So, why not get a little crazy and hop on I-290 for some free booze/breasts? Because if there’s one thing I know it’s that nothing says Super Bowl Sunday like a strip club in Stone Park.

It’s also an added bonus that they’ll be serving free food throughout the game. Get those fancy ass stuffed pepperoni rolls that your buddies girlfriend makes outta here, and get your mind right for a Jack’s Pizza under a hot lamp. It’s not like we’re going to be watching this game very intently anyway since the Bears aren’t in it so you might as well grab your squares, and head here so you can get a VIP dance from a 22 year old College of Dupage dropout in a Cooper Kupp jersey telling you that you can cup these titties.

P.S. –  I’d also like to be clear that this is in no way shape or form an advertisement for Scores. I just genuinely want to hear from some Stoolies about what this scene was like because I can guarantee you that you’re going to have a couple great stories from this one. All you gotta do is show them a screenshot of that poster and the code 7352.

I’d also call beforehand to make sure this is legit. You know how places love to pull that ‘FREE!’ bullshit, and then end up just charging you $50 for cover.

Email me at to tell me how it is if you end up going