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FOREIGN WAG OFF: Tim Howard's Scottish Fox VS. Rory McIlroy's Irish Minx

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Oh it’s the Battle Of Falkirk all over again! But this time the Scotish and the Irish aren’t stopping their charge half way to shake hands to fight the English (HISTORY LESSON: That actually never happened in real life, only in Braveheart. The Irish did in reality fight with the English. Senile Irish.) So who is more worthy of thier foreign piece, Timmy or Rory?

First up we have Tim Howards’s Miss Scotland 2011 runner-up, Sara McLean.

FREEDOM!!!

 

 

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Rory Mcllroy’s Irish Fox. A rebound of sorts that may not be around until the next major if she messes with his mojo. Still par for the course with Rory.

IT’S MY ISLAND!!!

 

 

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Both are worthy of a Visa to the states. However, it’s only been a week since one of the greatest individual efforts USA Soccer has ever seen and it took me a couple seconds to remember who the fuck is Tim Howard. Advantage: Rory.