XGames Announcer Wig Snatches Tony Romo With His Casual 1620 Drop Right In Our Fucking Faces

Look, calling out plays like inside zone from a bunch formation where the 3 techniques are pinching the gaps is impressive but calling out a front-sde 1440 is fucking amazing. Once a spin goes over a 360, I lose track of how quickly someone is spinning.

Reminds me of the time that longtime stoolie Tony Hawk went after the 900. I think it was the 900. No way to tell.

When Tony Hawk hit the 900, every white dude on the planet cam in their pants at the same time. Even if you weren’t watching, you came. It was impossible to avoid. A feat that no one thought was possible happened right in front of our eyes, so people came because the universe knew. They came hard and it was wonderful.