Chicago Dogs Of The Week
Sup gang. Weather fucking blows. Went outside to take a dump earlier and I was like fuckkkkkkkkk this so carl took me back inside and I ate some left over taco meat and 15mg of CBD dried fruit. I’m ready to pass the fuck out and forget about this bullshit weather but first I want to show off some of my dogs. My boys. My crew.
Like Carl said earlier there’s a bunch of shit to do when it’s this cold outside. All of them are better when you have a dog hanging around save for #2 (jerking off) and maybe #6 (refereeing a youth bball league). Outside of that you really should be cozying up to your dog the next couple days because it’s about to get extremely miserable and depressing. We’re here for you LET’S GET TO MY PUPS
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So does everyone Bruce. Tell Dad to get you some Prime Rib from the 1914 Club.
Your couch looks v expensive I’m v jealous
Sadie it’s just a blanket calm down bro
Hi I don’t know your name but you are very cute and I would love to lick your face after frolicking happily in the snow
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Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President of the United States. He took office in 1923 after notably corrupt piece of shit Warren Harding croaked in his first term. Calvin Coolidge served for 6 years and is widely remembered as a man of few words. One time at a large dinner party, two wealthy financiers found themselves seated at a table with the President. One wagered the other $10 that he could get the President to say 3 words to the table. After hours of silence from the President, one of the men disclosed his bet to Calvin Coolidge saying He bet 10 dollars you would say three words, I bet you wouldn’t. Coolidge immediately responded You lose and got up and left the table.
Calvin is a bad ass name.
Hi Bear
How often do you get Moesha?
Not to be confused with Chrysler 300
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Tess if you are interested I would like to smell your butt you are so pretty
You look like a breakfast sausage may I please lick you
Jerry is a dying name and that’s unfortunate
Sup
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Mocha and Mello are here to steal your heart now please give it to them
Molly is such a hot name
My bed smells like farts
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Hello idk your name but tell your human Mashed Potatoes that I love you and you are very warm and toasty and I love you.
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Stay warm and get drunk friends I love you!