Video Evidence That Manny Machado Is A Scumbag

Here’s the thing. Some of you White Sox fans actually like this kinda shit. That’s a near 15 minute highlight reel of him destroying second basemen and throwing temper tantrums like a goddamn psychopath. And on top of it he has zero interest in explaining his dickhead behavior. Sound familiar?

That’s you White Sox fans. This is your savior. This is your way out of mediocrity. Manny Machado and all of his disgusting antics will give Uncle Jerry one more run at relevance before he kicks it. Or at least that’s what you guys want. Either way, this is the posterboy toolshed you guys want to mortgage the farm on. Personally I think it’s brilliant if the marketing department is willing to do a Bad Guys Wear Black campaign. That would be cool. Manny Machado is not.