Antivirus Tycoon John McAfee Is Going To Run For President While Living On His Yacht The Entire Time To Avoid The IRS
The founder of cybersecurity company by the same name, Silicon Valley pioneer John McAfee, is on a boat fleeing U.S. authorities. Oh, and he’s trying to run for President too.
The 73-year-old McAfee, who founded McAfee in 1987, said this week that he’s going to run his U.S. presidential campaign from a boat.
“Yes. I am still in the boat and will do so until the election,” McAfee told Fox News in an email Thursday morning.
Incredible. I don’t know anything about John McAfee’s political policies or what he stands for (besides not paying taxes) but if someone is going to run their presidential campaign from their own yacht in the ocean then I’m obligated to at least hear him out. In news that might be even stranger than that, John apparently has an army of thousands ready to go with masks of his own face. He’s going to have people showing up to parks, street corners, restaurants, conferences looking like him. What they’re going to do I have not the slightest clue.
“We have thousands of volunteers. Rob and one of our other volunteers are creating masks of my face, which are going to be given to thousands of people in two different groups,” McAfee said in a video posted on Jan. 22nd.
First, our road warriors. Who, once a month, are going to appear in parks, street corners, restaurants all around America while I speak through loudspeakers through them,” he said.
“Group two are people who will be going to conferences doing keynotes and debates,” he added.
Remember, this is the same guy who said he tries to fuck a whale every year.
And if Bitcoin isn’t at $1 million by 2020 he’s going to eat his own dick.
He also went on live TV and told everyone how to crack their iPhones
He faked two heart attacks in Guatemala to delay being deported back to Belize for the questioning of the murder of his neighbor. The man gives zero fucks and I’m all in on his yacht campaign as he avoids paying taxes. I’m not a big political guy by any means, but a showman is a showman. That’s John McAfee.
The fact that Clay Travis and Lavar Ball have odds to be president and McAfee doesn’t is a disgrace to society.
P.S. There’s a movie about McAfee’s life starring Michael Keaton and Seth Rogen in the works and I cannot wait for that to come out.