The Iron Sheik Wishes Everyone A Happy 4th Of July...Except South Korea And Michael Bolton

Nothing captures the celebration of America’s independence better than an Iranian wishing a no talent assclown to defecate himself and offering up a teabagging to a Far Eastern ally. It’s what our Founding Fathers would’ve wanted. I don’t know why I found the Michael Bolton tweet so funny. Out of all the obscure singers from the 80’s it fits so perfectly. If he were to wish, say, Liam Neeson to shit his pants, it might have lost it’s muster. That’s the genius of it.

Happy 4th. Have a beer on America.