Answer #1: The area is very safe.
It’s minus 16 degrees Celsius right now in Chicago.* It’s only getting worse and most of you can’t start drinking for another 2-3 hours. All of that is terrible which makes it even more important for you to focus on St. Patrick’s Day. That’s your next mile marker on this journey and it’s a pretty good one. Rumor has it Eddie will be driving the boat this year that dyes the Chicago River green. I overheard someone say his dad has a guy who knows a guy on da northwest side.
Also some bagpipes just to get the blood flowin
*Huge celsius guy