And Here's Claude Giroux Getting Cuffed After Grabbing A Handful Of Male Cop Booty


Wait a second here…Claude Giroux was playing literal grab ass with a cop while it was still light out? Happy Canada Day indeed, G! I suppose grabbing male cop cheeks is better than beating male cop cheeks. All hockey players should probably belong in AA as it is, but Claude is getting to Mickey Mantle levels of athletic alcoholism with the way he parties. At least win a cup before you get cirrhosis of the liver.

And that sums the time I had to bolt home from my day drinking to blog about a millionaire’s day drinking. Really puts things in perspective.

h/t Brooke