Mariano Rivera Finally Decided He's Going To Teach All Of The Yankees Pitchers How To Pitch

All I have to say is it’s about damn time. Hey Mo, where ya been the last few years buddy? Dellin Betances has months where he literally cannot throw a strike. Sonny Gray loved nothing more than to throw balls. Luis Severino actually forgot how to pitch in the second half last season. Pitching coach Larry Rothschild just sat there like the buffoon that he is and did nothing. Watched as disaster unfolded before his very eyes and had no suggestions for how to fix it. You know who could have helped out? Yeah that Mariano Rivera fella. Dude was just sitting on his couch waiting to get inducted into the HOF with nothing else to do.

Imagine on Opening Day everyone is throwing a cutter. Bats breaking left and right for nine innings? Yeah, I say we move along with that strategy.

Fire Larry Rothschild immediately and hire Mariano Rivera. World Series back on. Baseball is fucked.