Derek Carr Challenged Stephen A. Smith And Max Kellerman To A Fight On Twitter, So I Am Personally Inviting Them To Square Off At Rough N Rowdy 7
So Derek Carr got very mad online yesterday because Stephen A. Smith and Max Kellerman did what they usually do and pissed people off with the hot takes they spit out of their mouths hotter than anything Khaleesi’s dragons have ever spewed. It sounds like this may have been what got Derek Carr all fired up.
So Derek did what any normal American would do and yelled at people he didn’t like on Twitter. Where he went wrong however was challenging Max and Stephen A. to a UFC fight and tagging Dana White. Do you think Dana White has time to give guys that have never fought professionally a spot on a UFC card? Dude has the fastest rising sport in the universe. And Max Kellerman made his name by being a boxing aficionado, not an MMA guy. What Derek Carr should have done is tweet at Portnoy and say he challenges the First Takers to a boxing match at Rough N Rowdy on Super Bowl weekend. This is THE reason Dave bought Rough N Rowdy. Yeah the unintentional comedy is through the roof and watching dozens of people with no concept of defense beat the shit out of each other scratches that primal, bloodthirsty itch all humans have. But creating a way for people locked in drama to settle their feud is what the guy who turned Barstool HQ into a funhouse full of cameras lives for. Everyone’s going to be in Atlanta anyway for Super Bowl Week. What Derek Carr is asking for in his tweets is LITERALLY what Rough N Rowdy is. Carr should challenge Max to RnR 7 and allow Stephen A. to be his manager so we can have Stephen break down the fight with Teddy Atlas once it’s over, which would somehow be just as crazy as all the wild shit Caleb and Rone pull off.
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Also Stephen A’s walk down the aisle despite being just a manager would potentially be the highlight of the night.
David would obviously be Derek’s manager since it’s only fair and everyone forgets which one is the Raiders QB anyway
So do the right thing Derek and extend a challenge to Max for Rough N Rowdy 7 in Atlanta on February 1st and prove to the world that you are a tough guy and you definitely weren’t crying.
I even have your entrance song lined up for you.
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As well as for Max.
If Max backs down from a boxing challenge, that video must be scrubbed from the internet. I don’t think any diehard boxing fan + boxing broadcaster + rapper is legally even allowed to turn down a challenge to the squared circle.