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Woke Bro Daniel Bryan Rips Vince McMahon and the Entire Baby Boomer Generation Into Small Environmentally Safe Recyclable Pieces

Oh my god he fucking WENT THERE. He put the baby boomers on a fucking poster! He said you baby boomers who were raised during the greatest financial time in modern history don’t even understand the disparity of corporate greed and the ever increasing CEO wealth compared to fair wage compensation for hourly workers!!!!

He said you put your corporate profits before protecting the planet which systematically destroys our environment world wide, putting the future of humanity in danger due to rising temperatures, toxic green house gases, the continuing melting ice caps, and unpredictable natural disaster patterns!!!! If you gave him another minute he probably would have hit Vince with the the responsibility companies share with profit growth and sustainable economic growth while being cognizant of their global socio-environmental impact in a world with an unsure future.

And why? Why? Why doesn’t anyone care? Because of the Instagram likes and the Facebook messages. The millennials are too wrapped up in social media, trying to get the best selfie in the right lighting, that their brains are so fried from the constant barrage of 24/7 news cycles and fitness tea that the world is crumbling around them and they can barely muster a feeling unless it comes with a retweet attached. He really went there and said their brains are so warped by the constant flood of dopamine coursing through their prefrontal cortex, the narcissism brought on by a modern society that stresses me, me, me, me!!!!!

This will for sure go on the Mount Rushmore of wrestling catch phrases. You have:

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The always classic

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Of course you can’t leave off Flair

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And now the latest and greatest addition to the Mount Rushmore,

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GOAT.