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What Are You More Addicted To - Food Or Porn?

Two most important things in this world food and porn. One literally gives you life and fuels your survival and the other one is food. If you ask me which one I’d give up, or could I go longer without – food or porn – it would be a toss up. Like tonight I’m gonna go home to my laptop and a dish of DEVOUR Buffalo Mac and Cheese, and if you challenged me to not open up that laptop and fire up Pornhub or not eat that creamy cheesy delicious mac and cheese for dinner, I’d tell you both of these things are equally impossible.

I think all guys on some level are just like this video. We are all the guy in this commercial. Or at least we all want to live like this. Just jerking off and eating easy and delicious microwaveable meals. Who needs the hassle of going on dates and spending money on human interaction when you’ve got porn? Who needs the struggle of cooking meals from scratch when you’ve got DEVOUR? And the most important message of all in this video is to find yourself a girl like wifey in this commercial. Watching food porn in bed with your man?? Hot, gooey, sexy cheesiness in the bedroom? That chick is a freak in the sheets! We should all be so lucky. You can’t find her in the frozen foods aisle of the grocery store but you can find DEVOUR. One out of two ain’t bad.