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Should Notre Dame, Stanford, Northwestern, and Ohio State Revoke This Receiver's Scholarship Offer Immediately?

Congratulations on naming your Top 10 schools, Mr. Henning!! While I truly do love it when recruits announce how blessed they are after every single offer they receive, my absolute favorite part of the recruiting process is when these incredible student-athletes narrow their collegiate destination down to a double digit number of choices. Of course they cannot only make it two or three schools like the average high schooler. They have to keep their options open.

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Now, the protocol in which students make these Top 10 lists in the notes section of their iPhone is very important. You cannot put the schools in order of how likely you are to attend them. That would tip your hand too much, and then the creepy die-hard followers of each school would stop begging you to attend the university that they didn’t attend but became a huge supporter of. Therefore, standard procedure is to put the schools in alphabetical order, which is what we have here from our 4-star wide receiver out of Illinois.

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Ehhhh, want to check that order again, AJ? For someone with such a letter driven first name, you really don’t know your alphabet too well. Remember, it’s L-M-N-O-P. Yikes. Spelling is the lowest form of intelligence. And this comes from a kid’s list that has such prestigious academic institutions on it? Sad! Northwestern, Notre Dame, Stanford, and The Ohio State University should pull their offers immediately. Football is king at many schools, but this unoffical “Power 4 of High Education” prides itself on putting athletics on the back burner behind scholastics and character. Well, except Notre Dame. Brian Kelley killed a kid.

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So it looks like by process of natural selection, we’ve narrowed this receiver’s list down from a Top 10 to his Top 6. And I know what you guys are going to say, aren’t you going to take Michigan State off the list too since they are a disgusting institution that no one with a right mind could commit to these days? You know what, you guys make a strong point. Although Mr. Henning has proven that he is not the sharpest tool in the shed by his lack of understand of the alphabet, one would have to imagine that he is still adept enough in the happenings of college athletics to understand that Michigan State is a ticking time bomb of a university that will crumble under it’s disgusting leadership that allows gruesome behavior right under it’s noses. Shame on you, Sparty.

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So there you have it. Four-star wide receiver AJ Henning’s Top 5 (in alphabetical order) is Illinois, Michigan, LSU, Penn State, and Purdue. Wow, that was pretty easy. Maybe I should become a recruiting coordinator. I heard there may be an opening in the ACC….

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