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To Pay For The Border Wall, Anal Congresswoman Proposes 20 Dollar Porn Tax On Computers

I’m on the record that I have never nor will I ever look at porn. I think the idea of looking at someone else’s tits that arent my own is gross. That’s not the point though. The point is that I dont think we should be charging people to beat their dick to the point that it bleeds. Folks, it’s your dick. Ladies, it’s your dick too. Dont let them tax you for using it.

If they wanna build a wall, they shouldn’t do it with our semen as the mortar between the bricks of the border.

Either way, I have it on good authority that Youtube will never remove this Spanish clip of Wild Things starring Neve Campbell and Denise Richards so this all might be a moot point. Like love, this clip is all we need.

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