Steph Curry Briefly Forgot How To Run, Jump, And Shoot Last Night

What the fuck was that Wardell? If Steph Curry slips during a game, I guess it shouldn’t really be all that surprising. Shit happens. Maybe the sweat mop boy for that game was on his phone and didn’t see all the sweat dripping off of Tyson Chandler’s beard formed a puddle on the ground. But Steph Curry airballing a 3 immediately afterwards has me thinking there is some tomfoolery at play. Steph Curry has reached a point where he can drain threes without even thinking about it the same way you and I breathe or blink. Fuck Malcolm Gladwell’s 10,000 Hour Rule. I think Steph has spent no less than a million hours shooting threes to become the video game glitch he is today. If you see all the ridiculous shit he does night in and night out then still think he just happened to tumble on the floor and airball a three, that’s fine. It means you are a sheep, but that’s fine. The world needs sheep.

But I am woke to this whole situation. As you can clearly see, the Warriors were playing in LA when this happened. You know what’s in LA? Movie cameras and the Lakers. You know who is on the Lakers? LeBron James. You know who conspicuously hasn’t played since Christmas Day? LeBron James. You know who is producing the next Space Jam movie, which will have to include a bunch of game film of the NBA season being played without him because he is in Loony Toon Land while 5 of the league’s most popular players suddenly forget how to play basketball because the MonStars stole their talent? That’s right. I’m saying that not only was Steph Curry’s fall and airball planned, but so was LeBron’s extended absence with a “groin injury”. It’s all there right in front of our faces and instead we are treating this like a typical Shaqtin A Fool. Open your minds, sheeple!

Oh yeah and #SpoilerAlert for those of you that plan on watching Space Jam 2.