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How Much Do We Think The Trivago Guy Fucks?

The Trivago Guy has been a legend of the game for years at this point. He’s got that look too him that screams “the best place to pick up chicks is by hanging outside of a divorce attorney’s office”. There’s not a doubt in my mind that the Trivago Guy isn’t wheeling and dealing on a fairly regular occurrence.

But I just recently saw this commercial for the first time and there’s no denying the fact that Trivago Guy is probably cleaning up the most out of any living man on the planet right now. I mean this dude just did a full commercial spot whilst being butt ass naked. First he’s in the bath tub which, let’s be real with ourselves, only dudes who do an enormous amounts of sex will ever actually take a bath instead of showering like a normal person. He says he’s on his phone to check out hotel prices on Trivago but he’s not fooling anybody. We know exactly what he’s doing on his phone while in the bath there.

Then he gets sucked through the bath and just so happens to end up in a beautiful pool with a lonely woman waiting there for him.

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Keep in mind that he’s still butt ass naked here. Then he ends up skinny dipping in the Caribbean. You’d have to be a fool to think he’s alone out there. And then he ends up back in his bath tub and comes about an inch away from showing the entire world his dick. And then, of course, he caps it off by walking around in a robe. As we all know–only dudes who do a ton of sex use robes instead of just grabbing a regular towel.

Basically all I’m saying here is that you don’t do this commercial unless you are the mayor of PlowTown. And Trivago Guy? Well he’s on his 2nd term.

@BarstoolJordie