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There Is A Correct Way To Write An "X" And If You Don't Think So Congrats On Being Wrong

This tweet popped up on my TL over the weekend and I still haven’t gotten over it. The two football games were only enough to distract me for but a moment in time until my brain quickly jolted back to this. I can’t believe we live in a society where people think there are multiple ways to make an X. (Draw an X? Write an X? I don’t have time for proper vernacular under these conditions there are lunatics out there who need to be detained and dealt with posthaste.)

The idea that I am currently surrounded by people writing Xs in such barbaric ways has me weeping for civilization. How am I supposed to have any faith in humanity knowing there are people out there consistently using methods other than 7 or 8? I myself am an 8 man. I assume lefties out there with functioning brains go with 7. Or most people use 7 and my brain is backwards and I’m doing the proper way left handed as a righty. Either way 7 and 8 are the only acceptable ways to write an X. If you’re one of these 1-6 lunatics here’s what kind of person you are.

1. Axe murderer

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2. Lefty axe murderer

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3. Kid who takes magnifying glass to ant hill, grows up to be an axe murderer

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4. Guy from Providence who laces cocaine with fentanyl, forgets, proceeds to do his laced cocaine and overdoses in an alley

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5. All Business Pete

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6. Apparently the British, who lost the Revolutionary War because of this and this alone

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7 & 8. Functioning, productive members of society

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