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I, Too, Hated The Saints Whistle Guy. Until I Saw Him

So the entire internet can’t stop talking about the Saints whistle guy. The Rams are tearing at the seams, crumbling under the might of the whistling. There’s just no answer for this guy. Every living room in America is just getting whistled to death. Listen no one likes whistling unless they’re the ones doing said whistling. That’s just whistling 101. And while I once found this guy annoying like the rest of the world, I just can’t anymore.

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Listen when you walk into the Whistle Monster’s lair there’s nothing you can do about it. There’s no complaining. It’s like going to Denver and complaining about it being too high above the sea. You play the Saints you’re playing 12 people on every snap. People think that’s the Seahawks thing but multiple teams can have multiple things. The Saints thing is 11 players + the Whistle Monster 8 Sundays a year and twice on NFC Championship Sundays. You wanna tell this guy he can’t whistle I imagine he blasts you with a sonic boom the likes would register an earthquake of a relatively sizable magnitude.

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