It's Not An Official American Event Until Hulk Hogan Gives His Pump Up Speech

Real American spirit everywhere. Hulkamania gripping the #USA & #USMNT fans. #LetsDoThis @HulkHogan pic.twitter.com/uwHtYxfiDz

— U.S. Soccer (@ussoccer) June 25, 2014

Personally, I thought the Hulkster could’ve given a better effort in that video. No shirt rip or even an ounce of Patriotic roid rage? Come on, Thunderlips. Just because you’re getting old doesn’t mean you should lose the edge. At least have an American flag in the background or legdrop Hitler. If we’re praying for a tie we need all the help from the Hulk we can get.

I AM A REAL AMERICAN!