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Drake Is Supporting Every NFL Team On Sunday So The Super Bowl Is Cancelled

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Welp looks like the Super Bowl is cancelled. Sorry everybody. It’s just not happening. Drake has pledged his allegiance to all four teams tomorrow so it looks like all of us are gonna have to find something else to do the first Sunday in February. Each of those teams is going to lose tomorrow in historic fashion. If you’re saying that’s not possible then you don’t realize just how real the Drake Curse is. Everything he throws his support behind either loses or crumbles or taps. That’s just the way it is. Sorry to all the Patriots, Rams, Saints and Chiefs out there. The NFL season ends tomorrow and maybe the world. OR maybe, this opens the door for a mystery NFL team to emerge and win the Super Bowl. I personally hope it’s the Browns or the fictional team from The Dark Knight Rises. Hines Ward for MVP.

PS- I opened Drake’s Insta story 49 seconds after he put it up on a Saturday night. I have no life whatsoever. Not even a little bit.