ZION IS A MAN AMONG BOYS

MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY

Holy moly. Zion Williamson is a man among boys. We already knew that but that coast-to-coast monster dunk while getting assaulted is even further proof. That little boy on Virginia tried to chop Zion and Zion reacted like he was gnat. Zion didn’t even feel it. The little boy on Virginia could’ve been wielding a real axe and he still wouldn’t have stopped Zion. Zion is the kid in middle school who hit puberty before everyone else and is just running through his competition like a hot knife through butter. Except this isn’t middle school. It’s college basketball and Virginia is the #4 team in the country. Zion needs to be in the NBA right now. Actually, is there a basketball league higher than the NBA? Because that’s where Zion belongs.