Chicago Dogs Of The Week

Hello friends I'm back for another week to show you pictures of my buddies. It's been another long week watching my human carl try to get into the Bulls season and it's v confusing because he said all the players are dogs. But then when I looked all I saw was v lazy undisciplined humans that don't know how to cooperate. I sure didn't see any dogs.

I think Carl's just sad his team always loses to other teams. Even the shitty ones he says. It just seems kinda stressful. Also Gar Forman looks like a large delicious toy. I would love to chew on his rubber face some day.  I bet it's delicious like an old catcher's mitt.

All this talk is making me hungry. Let's get to my friends.

I don't want to take your toy I want to sniff your butt and eat your face

Hi Dave don't be alarmed you're prbly just gettin a belly rub. Keep your boner down or you'll scare the humans away and then your belly rub stops.

GO DOG! FUCK LEASH!

Hello Master Splinter I was told I could buy some marijuana from you is this true?

Hey Nico sorry about your cherries. Sit on a frozen package of all vienna beef frankfurters and when they get soft you can eat them.

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I will call you YOUR MAJESTY

mmmmmmmm. log.

bad boy is the new good boy

only a matter of time Pepper just don't break eye contact you got this

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I need to cuddle with you Obi Wan

Air Bud is in my top 10

You look like White Sox Dave at Declan's Irish Pub on a Saturday night. Wake up Walter!

I have another friend named Buehrle. He's loves drinking miller lite and throwing strikes. My dad says he's a gritty hillbilly. You look much prettier.

Don't be confused Lucy this is a blog and we're all friends

But would you open up the checkbook to sign Bryce Harper? Would YOU?

GIVE ME ALL THE SMELLS

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SAFT(good)B

This is my friend Wrigley South and he would like to eat a beef with you

The team isn't very good anymore so make sure you give your human extra kisses they're prbly v sad

I don't get it

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolling and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

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That's it for this week. I love you btw and I'm not just saying that because I'm v hungry and you have food. I really do love you.

If you want to say hi to everyone next week, tell your human to follow me on twitter and to send me your pictures.  It literally could not be any easier thank you bye send me treats.

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