Family Group Says The Kate Upton Mercedes Commercial Is Too Racy

Daily Mail- The new Kate Upton Mercedes-Benz ad slated to run during the Super Bowl sure has made a lot of people hot and bothered. A 90-second trailer was posted on the internet Tuesday and some have criticized it for being too racy while others have taken to the web to vent their frustrations that the most recent Sports Illustrated swimsuit covergirl doesn’t show enough skin.  A spokeswoman for the Parents Television Council told the MailOnline that the car commercial ‘isn’t selling cars, it’s selling sexual objectification’ while disgruntled viewers think they don’t see enough of Upton. ‘This ad [reinforces] for millions of wives, daughters and sisters across the country that you use your sex appeal to get what you want,’ the spokeswoman said.  ‘If anything, this ad proves that we’ve regressed rather than progressed over the last several years. ‘ ‘People will always try to push the envelope,’ Charlie Warzel at Adweek told ABC News.  ‘But at the end of the day, they’re going to want to make this sexually suggestive but also family friendly, and there’s a real balance there.’

Uhhh. What fucking planet am I on right now? The feminists of the world are complaining about this commercial? As far as I’m concerned this is the biggest victory ever for feminists. Mercedes has chosen a fully clothed plus sized model to be their spokesperson at the Super Bowl. Pushing the envelope? Sexual objectification? I’ve seen episodes of the Golden Girls that were hotter than this shit. Its the worst attempt at sexual objectification I’ve ever seen. I was ready to declare the feminists the winners after seeing this garbage and they are still coming out swinging complaining about shit.

I used to have to do a preemptive up-tuck of my dick during Super Bowl parties in case a GoDaddy commercial came on. I straight up masturbated to Jessica Simpson washing the Dukes of Hazzard car. And now we get some rectangle standing around watching dudes doing the scrubbing and its still too sexual for the moms and the dykes? How greedy can these feminist bitches be?