That’s it, squeal like a pig!
Hopefully dressing up in a swine costume offers more health benefits than blogging (and by that I mean any insurance). I don’t care how much padding that’s on the pig costume, do you see the size of that artillery hot dog cannon? Damn thing’s the size of a howitzer – the battle, not babydick kind. It took a couple takes to actually get a visual of the wiener being shot out faster than a speeding bullet. There’s a decent chance the Phanatic might be charged with homicide by sunset.