Choosing A Proper Car Lane

Before I begin, here’s a little Yeast Primer- Clothing (especially underwear) that’s tight or made of materials that trap heat and moisture might make yeast infections more likely. Also, using scented sanitary products and douching can upset the healthy balance of bacteria in the vagina and make yeast infections more likely.

I didn’t really get a chance to listen to Cardi B’s take on the government shutdown yesterday, but I was able to carve out enough time to grab this little tidbit from yesterday’s The Daily Mail (the best fucking newspaper in the world).

First off, this video oddly makes me want to grab an iced coffee.

Secondly, I have zero inclination to take political views from people who don’t seem to understand politics (or the English language, for that matter- “Okurr!”), but for those who only listen to celebs who “stay in their lane,” I would guess Cardi’s Brazilian-manicured lane has battled enough vaginal infections through the years that we can safely make her our official go-to for all things yeast-y.

Thank you for your service and take a report.

-Large