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Portugal Might Have Ripped Our Hearts Out But At Least We Don't Have Fans Who Are Creepy As Fuck

Yo bro. You’re scaring the children. It’s a combination of Lurch and George W. staring directly into the soul, and for some reason it’s hilarious. Rocking the dirt farmer hunchback or whatever they do for food look in Portugal. Regardless, take this quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good day to you, sir.

Screw the creep glare, this is how you intimidate at the World Cup. The Buck Stops Here, Bull Moose Party style: