The New Cardi B Music Video "Twerk" Has The Most Ass Shaking I've Ever Seen

Mercy. Not since Nelly’s ‘Tip Drill’ have more asses been shaken during over the course of a music video. Tip Drill is close, and Tip Drill’s content was raunchier, but there has never been more ass shaking pound-for-pound than what we just watched. That was 3 minutes and 51 seconds of booty shaking. It makes sense since the song is literally called “Twerk” but that was a sensory overload of shaking asses.  Asses all over the joint. Big asses, medium asses, little asses, all the asses. No ass discrimination in that video. I mean if you tell a bunch of ass shakers that there’s gonna be a competition for the best twerk then you’re gonna get a whole bunch of ass shaking. At one point I forgot it was a music video and just thought it was a video where they were trying to break the Guinness World Record for most ass clapping to take place in a finite amount of time. If that was the goal, they accomplished their mission. Not a frame was wasted on anything else. I’m gonna see asses clapping in my sleep tonight.