This Video Proves That A-Rod Is The Smoothest Man In The History of Planet Earth

I mean there’s not much to say here. A-Rod is the smoothest guy on Planet Earth. I would kill to have 1% of that smoothness. The wink he gives to the camera man at the very beginning almost made me faint. I’m having trouble breathing after that.

Jesus Christ. He knew he had this woman before she even spoke. He casted a spell on her and had her trapped in his charm from the moment she laid eyes on him. Also, her calling him “The Guy J-Lo is Dating” is absolutely erroneous. That’s the founder of a future Fortune 500 company lady. The man built ARod Corp from the ground up. That’s the co-host of The Corp. That’s a World Series champion. That’s a 14 time all-star. That’s a three time AL MVP. Yes, he is also J-Lo’s boyfriend and her number one camera man, but jeez louise put some respect on that name!

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P.S. Put some shoes on for crying out loud.