Miss USA 1995 Looks Exactly The Same In A Bikini 23 Years Later

Damn.

I gotta know what’s in model genes. I feel like models just age in a way that normal human beings don’t! And maybe facially it’s plastic surgery, but I don’t know if you can get botox on your stomach, legs, arms, etc. If I look like Shanna Moakler at 43 I’ll be a happy, happy girl. Maybe it’s more that she just takes care of her body by exercising and eating right, but nah. I’m pretty sure there’s some model magic going on here.

Ha, not that kind of model magic. Anyways. She gives me hope that in 20 years, I’ll still be hot. Or at least, I’ll be rich enough to make myself hot.

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ISO a rich husband to make sure that happens. Serious inquiries only.